Madrid Pictures 2:

RETURN OF MADRID PICTURES!!!!


 
 Here is a picture of the bathroom in our Madrid Hotel. Notice the Bedee. They are in every bathroom in Europe. Seriously. I never used one.
 

As far as I know, this is this last remaning visage of Jasmine's clock, which was pickpocketed on New Year's Eve in Plaza Del Sol. It will be sorely missed. In case you are wondering, the bottle of wine was never seen again either. It also will be sorely missed.
 

Here is a advertisment for some sort of credit card/lottery ticket/currency company. It uses look-alikes of popular (sometimes) celebrities to promote El Doble. Whatever that is. (this is supposed to be Will Smith, in case you have been out of touch with culture for the past 7 years, which I thought Europe had been, but apparently they also saw "Men-In-Black". Poor Saps.)

A restaurant. One small thing, Europeans, as far as I can tell, HATE Texans. They act all snobbish 'cause we say "y'all", refuse to learn their languages, and kill people in droves, by command of our government. Then we had to go and elect a Texan as our president....well, Europe, BOO-YAH!! Cram it with Walnuts, Lumpy, 'cause we still got the nukes!!